Resolutions are meant to be broken. Here's a new set for 2013.
Movie inspiration: The Perks of Being a Wallflower Resolution: Spend more time with friends
Level of difficulty: Going out with homies on a regular basis will require a steady flow of cash. Public parks are not an option.
Movie inspiration: Cloud Atlas Resolution: Drink 8-10 glasses of water daily.
Level of difficulty: It's no fun going to the loo every 15 minutes.
Movie inspiration: Cosmopolis Resolution: Come up with a decent haircut.
Level of difficulty: High. I've never had a decent haircut.
Movie inspiration: Killing Them Softly Resolution: Be more assertive.
Level of difficulty: Achievable, but it's like asking a cat to take a shower.
Movie inspiration: Les Misérables Resolution: Be proactive. Start by reading the newspaper.
Level of difficulty: I've never been political.
Movie inspiration: Looper Resolution: Finish at least four books every month.
Level of difficulty: I love reading, but it easily wears me out.
Movie inspiration: Moonrise Kingdom Resolution: Follow instructions.
Level of difficulty: When the door says "pull," I push; when it says "push," I pull.
Movie inspiration: Seven Psychopaths Resolution: Learn to hug people.
Level of difficulty: It depends on who I'm supposed to hug.
Movie inspiration: Skyfall Resolution: Fight back. Don't be a doormat.
Level of difficulty: I'll start by beefing up. Watch out, you.
Movie inspiration: The Master Resolution: Eye cream won't do. Get enough rest/sleep. Level of difficulty: Impossible.
