Resolutions are meant to be broken. Here's a new set for 2013.
Movie inspiration:The Perks of Being a WallflowerResolution: Spend more time with friends Level of difficulty: Going out with homies on a regular basis will require a steady flow of cash. Public parks are not an option.
Movie inspiration: Cloud AtlasResolution: Drink 8-10 glasses of water daily. Level of difficulty: It's no fun going to the loo every 15 minutes.
Movie inspiration:Cosmopolis Resolution: Come up with a decent haircut. Level of difficulty: High. I've never had a decent haircut.
Movie inspiration: Killing Them SoftlyResolution: Be more assertive. Level of difficulty: Achievable, but it's like asking a cat to take a shower.
Movie inspiration: Les MisérablesResolution: Be proactive. Start by reading the newspaper. Level of difficulty: I've never been political.
Movie inspiration:LooperResolution: Finish at least four books every month. Level of difficulty: I love reading, but it easily wears me out.
Movie inspiration:Moonrise KingdomResolution: Follow instructions. Level of difficulty: When the door says "pull," I push; when it says "push," I pull.
Movie inspiration:Seven PsychopathsResolution: Learn to hug people. Level of difficulty: It depends on who I'm supposed to hug.
Movie inspiration:SkyfallResolution: Fight back. Don't be a doormat. Level of difficulty: I'll start by beefing up. Watch out, you.
Movie inspiration:The MasterResolution: Eye cream won't do. Get enough rest/sleep. Level of difficulty: Impossible.